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Shouting matches

Hello, everyone. This is Strako. Just have my little log thingy running all the time and wanted to post some of the funnier shouting matches I've had with people, mostly in Halas, where I feel the history of funk is on my side.

I just thought that some of them were pretty funny and that I'd post a few to keep us all amused. Some of them make me humans look dumb, most of them probably make me look a little dumb ... anyway, I know that Cyfrost engages in similar sorts of shouting matches, and would encourage all Bears of Oboo to advertise your funk with the utmost pride.

You shout, 'We are starting a Barbarian pride guild'
You shout, 'If interested, please meet in the chat room "Oboo's Bears" at 8pm Eastern (20 minutes from now)'
You shout, 'If you are tired of the heavy yoke of human oppression, please send tell about our Barbarian-only guild ...'
Oboo tells the group, 'that's right'
You shout, 'Or, if you want to know more, please visit our web site at http://ephwang.tripod.com/grid1.html'
You told Oboo, 'let 'em know that we're organized and mobilizing'
Sotarsh tells you, '- do you mean grid1.html - there is no grid.html'
You told Sotarsh, 'I think I wrote grid1.html'
You shout, 'All those interested in a Barbarian-only Guild, please meet in the Chat Room Oboo's Bears in 10 minutes (8:00 Eastern) ... Throw off the heavy yoke of human oppression and take up arms against your aggressors!'
Valley says out of character, 'who the hell is Oboo??'
You shout, 'You can also lean more about Oboo's Bears at http://ephwang.tripod.com/grid1.html'
You shout, 'Any Barbarians interested in joining a Barbarian pride guild, devoted to holding fast against the never-ending waves of human infiltration of our sacred lands, please send me a tell'
Dahrk shouts, 'can gnomes join? :P'
Saffyre says out of character, 'lol'
Mackintyre shouts, 'Correction. We are humans, just the pick of the litter, not the runts.'
You shout, 'true enough'
Maccoloch shouts, 'Just another thing not to like ablut "humans" .. their arrorgance at calling themselves such'
You shout, 'Notice to all Barbarians: A Barbarian pride guild, named the Bears of Oboo, has been created to foster fraternity and kindness within the ranks of Barbarians throughout Norrath, and to stand united against the tide of "human" infringement upon'
You shout, 'Barbarian lands such as EverFrost and BlackBurrow'



You told Oboo, 'you like that?'
Oboo tells you, 'well done'
You told Oboo, 'I am now going to stop'
You told Oboo, 'hehe'
You say to your guild, 'hehe'
You shout, 'If interested, please send tells'
Xenoc shouts, 'I dont think it is possible for a "pride" guild to be named bears of oboo'
Orie shouts, 'bears are CLANS, Lions are Prides'
You shout, 'Xenoc, please understand that I will not seriously accept commments from humans in our lands'
Orie shouts, 'racist!'
Orie shouts, 'LOL'
Kitkoran shouts, 'duh barbs are humans lol'



You shout, 'The time for change is upon us! Rise up against your human oppressors!'
Jerai shouts, 'uhh. what?'
Slaan says out of character, 'lol ever quests version of marilyn manson'
Atkins says out of character, 'lol'
Fridged shouts, 'what the H have you been smoking'
You shout, 'Barbarians unite!'
Slaan shouts, 'who told you that? oh wait you werent talking to me fridged'
Wenudin shouts, 'barbarains unite yes thats right'



You shout, 'If any young barbarians are interested in a Barbarian pride guild, please contact me or take a look at our website, http://oboo.tripod.com'
Jiann shouts, 'strako, what's a website?'
You say out of character, 'Sorry about that'
Jiann says out of character, 'lol'



You shout, 'Hail the mighty Bears of Oboo! Protectors of Barbarian Freedom!'
It will take about 25 more seconds to prepare your camp.
It will take about 20 more seconds to prepare your camp.
It will take about 15 more seconds to prepare your camp.
It will take about 10 more seconds to prepare your camp.
Eagleclaw shouts, 'So what is an Oboo?'
It will take about 5 more seconds to prepare your camp.



You shout, 'If anyone is interested in joining a guild designed to bring pride to the Barbarian name, please contact me about the Bears of Oboo or look at http://oboo.tripod.com'
Jiann tells you, 'that is an ooc type request'
You told Jiann, 'You're right ... sorry about that'
You told Jiann, 'Although there were certainly parts of that shout which were not out of character'
Jiann tells you, 'np, but u would like to make it as immersing a game as possible and well, ppl shouting outwebpage addresses is notexacly gamelike'
You told Jiann, 'You're right. Sorry about that'



You shout, 'Any Barbarians who want to keep their lands free of the Human and Elven infestation, please contact me about the Bears of Oboo'
You say out of character, 'Or, you can just go to our Website at http://oboo.tripod.com'
Quillien says out of character, 'what about trolls, we're welcome here right?'
Kuhan says out of character, 'are the bears of oboo some sort of dumbass barbarian supremacists?'
You say out of character, 'I like Trolls.'
You say out of character, 'Supremacists is a term placed on us by our oppressors, who are frightened of the threat we represent to their tyrannical power.'
Goran says out of character, 'sounds like a monty python skit lol'
Huor says out of character, 'I thought I saw an Erudite with a Bear of Oboo title, was i mistaken?'
You say out of character, 'Erudites are similarly oppressed, having been pushed off their native lands by humans'
Kuhan says out of character, 'good point how 'pure' are the bears of oboo?'
Quillien says out of character, 'um barbarins and erudites ARE humans'
Talamin says out of character, 'No, the Erudites chose to be different and chose to leave and migrate to Odus.'
You say out of character, 'You may be missing the point. We are not a guild devoted only to glorifying the mighty Barbarian race'
You say out of character, 'We are attempting to right the injustices done to our people since the beginning of time.'
You say to your guild, 'I'm getting into a little philosophical argument in Halas'
Cania tells the guild, 'What sort of argument?'
You say to your guild, 'They're calling us Supremacists, etc ...'
You say to your guild, 'Brought up the whole Erudite thing, said we're not pure ...'
Cania tells you, 'hehe. :-) I see. '
You say to your guild, 'I stood my ground'
You told Cania, 'Was kinda funny ...'
Kuhan says out of character, 'well the bears of oboo can kiss my eleven ass'
Travellion says out of character, 'LOL'
Derfeil shouts, 'would they stoop so low?'
Quillien says out of character, 'I say race is relative, what am I for instance?'
Cania tells the guild, 'Interesting. Supremacists, eh? At least we are making a name for ourselves. :-)'
Kuhan says out of character, 'is that a metaphysical question?'
Quillien says out of character, 'yes'
Sotarsh tells the guild, 'Hehe.. I was on last night - medding - and I notice a bunch of cleric buffs landing on me..'
Cania tells you, 'Was it roleplayed?'
You told Cania, 'more or less'
Sotarsh tells the guild, 'I looked up and noticed a darkelf from some other guild..'
Travellion says out of character, 'dont bears crouch?'
Sotarsh tells the guild, 'Buffing me up - He mentioned how he likes our guild and what we stand for.'
You say to your guild, 'nice'
You say out of character, 'Sorry, I was fighting ... do you see what the elves are doing to us? Coming into our lands and turning us against each other?'
Kuhan says out of character, 'maybe i better leave before i am tarred and feathered by grand wizard strako'



Amori says out of character, 'i need a SoW anyone can help me? will pay if neccesary i'm at ramp'
Players on EverQuest:
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[23 Cleric] Amori (Human)
There is 1 player in Everfrost Peaks.
You say out of character, 'Do not give SOWs for free to the humans intruding on our lands!'
Amori says out of character, 'don't have to be free Strako'
You say out of character, 'Then I'm fine with it. SOW away'
You told Toboo, 'my ooc'
Amori says out of character, 'glad i have ur approval otherwise i think no one will give it to me'
You say out of character, 'fair enough ... I had that coming to me, Amori'
Amori says out of character, 'Hail o Great Strako =)'
Kormagg says out of character, 'how did strako get elected to the barbaian welcome commitee? ;)'
Ghalahan says out of character, 'LOL, no kiddin...'
You say out of character, 'I'm just saying we should protect our native lands.'
Ghalahan says out of character, 'tell them not to drop their McDonalds bags on the ground then...'
Amori says out of character, 'well if someone will give me a SoW i'll be faster gone so...'
Toboo tells you, 'way to spit in the face of a level 23 cleric'
You told Toboo, 'I stand up for my people'
Toboo tells you, 'hell yeah'
You told Toboo, 'who's got the love?'
Toboo tells you, 'you do daddy'
You told Toboo, 'hehe'
You say to your guild, 'Just had another big argument in Halas about humans'
Juden tells the guild, 'Im surrounded by humans on thi boat here. Its horrible'